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Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, Speed, Weed and Birth Control, Life's A bitch and Then You Die, So Fuck the world and Let's Get High!!

peace, love, and rock and roll!!

*stephanie*

-15
-girl
-lives in us, but is canadian

*my fav's*

*music*

-the beatles
-paul mccartney
-john lennon
-my chemical romance
-the used
-green day
-simple plan
-.....and many more!

*movies*

-thirteen
-girl, interrupted
-borat
-the 40 year old virgin
-seed of chucky
-child's play
-jackass
-the us v.s john lennon
-shut up and sing
-fear and loathing in las vegas
-trainspotting
-john tucker must die
-mean girls
-the notebook
-disturbia
-.....and many more!

*tv*

-miami ink
-the amazing race
-full house
-boy meets world
-....and more!

*books*

-vampire kisses series
-gossip girl series
-emily the strange

*random crap*

-i was/am depressed
-i used to si
-i say "bad" words (deal with it motherfucker!)

*green day quotes*

-practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice

-regardless of who the power at be are, the people that you elect, the people that i elect, and the office, remember you have the fucking power, we're the fucking leaders, don't let these bastards dictate your life or try to tell you what to do

-question authority

-hey wait wait wait, stop. hey guys that's not fuckin appropriate. now these kids are just trying to have a good time. you don't have to fuckin muscle them around. alright. nobodys fuckin gettin hurt. come on. be cool.

-(to the tune of 'row your boat') roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, light it up, and take a puff, and pass it to your friends.

*boy meets world quotes*

-Topanga: I wasn't sure this day would ever come, but you were. I wasn't sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were always strong and always sure. And now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That's what I'm sure of.
Cory: Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world, and I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you. That's all I've ever known and that's enough, that's enough for me, for the rest of my life. Topanga, we gonna get married?
Topanga: Yea, we are.
Cory: Good, cause, umm I have these rings... I love you, Topanga.
Topanga: I love you too, Cory.

-Topanga: [reading her yearbook quote to Cory] You do your thing and I do my thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it's beautiful

*thirteen quotes*

-Evie: [walks in front of Mason's window] Hey Mason!
[pulls thong up over shorts while shaking her butt]
Evie: move ya g-string down South!
Tracy: Gross! That's my brother!
Evie: [giggling while walking away with Tracy] Relax! Maybe I'll marry into the family.

-Melanie: What is that?
Tracy: [whispers] It's a belly-button ring.
Melanie: Speak up, I can't hear you.
Tracy: ITS A BELLY-BUTTON RING! HOW ELSE CAN I SAY IT, I DON'T SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGES! Oh, and you wanna know what that is,
[sticks out her tongue]
Tracy: that is a tongue ring.

-Tracy: [Tracy comes home wasted] Shouldn't you tell Mom how you get stoned every night?
Mason: She knows I smoke pot, Tracy. Look at your pupils. You're *so* fucking busted.

*full house quotes*

-Michelle: You got it, dude.

-Jesse: Have mercy!

-Harry: I can see up your nose.
Steph: Harry, this is supposed to be romantic.
Harry: OK. I can see up your nose, darling.

*girl, interrupted quotes*

-Susanna: [narrating] Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

-Susanna: I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.

-Dr. Potts: You've been feeling bad in general. You've been feeling depressed?
Susanna: Well, I haven't exactly been a ball of joy, Melvin.

-Lisa: Lady, back off!
Mrs. Gilcrest: Was I talking to you?
Lisa: No, you were spitting on me, so mellow fuckin' out!
Mrs. Gilcrest: Don't you tell me what to do.
Lisa: Look, she gave your husband a rim job. Big fuckin' deal! I'm sure he was begging for it, and I heard it was like a pencil anyway.
Mrs. Gilcrest: Why you - how dare you!
Lisa: Some advice, okay? Just don't point your fuckin' finger at crazy people!

-Lisa: So, what's your diag-nonsense?

-Dr. Crumble: Susanna, four days ago... you chased a bottle of aspirin, with a bottle of vodka.
Susanna: I had a headache.

-Lisa: Take one fuckin' step and I'll jam this in my aorta.
[aiming a pen at her neck]
Valerie: Lisa, your aorta is in your chest.
Lisa: Good to know.

-Susanna: I didn't try to kill myself.
Dr. Potts: What were you trying to do?
Susanna: I was trying to make the shit stop.

-Susanna: [reading from a book] "Borderline Personality Disorder. An instability of self-image, relationships and mood... uncertain about goals, impulsive in activities that are self-damaging, such as casual sex."
Lisa: I like that.
Susanna: "Social contrariness and a generally pessimistic attitude are often observed."
[pauses]
Susanna: Well that's me.
Lisa: That's everybody.

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